this is my favourite story
i have a band aid on my toe and i forgot it was there and i touched my toe and i was like WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SKIN but it wasnt my skin it was the band aid the end
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
i gotta take a deep breath now and just think about zayn for like 4 hours
'One Chance to Dance' is the song that Zayn wrote with Naughty Boy for the new album!
NIALL WOULD BE THE ONLY REASON ANYONE IN HIS CLASS PASSED HISTORY OF MAGIC BECAUSE HE HAS NO TROUBLE RETAINING THE DATES AND DETAILS OF EVERY GOBLIN BATTLE
NIALL WOULD ALMOST CRY WHEN HE REALIZED THAT ON A BROOMSTICK YOUR BAD KNEE DOESNT MATTER
NIALL WOULD BEFRIEND EVERY HOUSE ELF IN THE KITCHEN SO HE WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK TO HIS COMMON ROOM WITH POCKETS FULL OF EXTRA TREACLE TARTS THEY GAVE HIM
NIALL’S PARENTS ARE MUGGLES WHO DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE TRANSFIGURATION PUNS HE MAKES BUT THEY CHEER LOUDER THAN ANYONE WHEN THEY WATCH HIS PRO QUIDDITCH GAMES
fucking!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY HORAN AT NIALL’S FIRST QUIDDITCH MATCH! NIALL ACCIDENTALLY CHARMING HIS HAIR TO BE LILAC FOR A WEEK AND THEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT! HOW TO TURN IT BACK! HOUSE ELF FAVORITE!!!! HIS PATRONUS IS A RAM!!! FAVORITE CLASS IS ASTRONOMY!!!